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Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 01/09/07
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CrotchSnot's avatar by CrotchSnot Tue Jan 09 14:19:15 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

Yeah OK Screwing anyone of those 3 would be like Throwing A Hotdog Down A Hallway :-D :-D :-D

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i am wright's avatar by i am wright Tue Jan 09 15:06:10 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

That was so funny. :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Jan 09 15:23:49 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D don't y'all WISH! ;-)

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timahchazy's avatar by timahchazy Tue Jan 09 19:14:13 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

what kind of $h!t is this 8-| :-D :-D

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Wed Jan 17 01:42:45 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

That was one of the most hilarious scenes from that movie. What a laugh. :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Jan 30 09:27:22 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

Just like most women over exagerating the reality of each @#$%^&*! situation, 12" and 4" wide!@ That is why the horsefall in Niagara have a big dent in it!@ Oh my!@ :-* :-D :-D

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 cherylcapri's avatar by cherylcapri Wed Jan 31 09:44:02 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

What movie is this from. Anyone know?

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friday13th777's avatar by friday13th777 Thu Feb 01 14:37:49 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

wow as a film student, this is what im up against?? Look out America here comes Canadian Cinema!

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johngelgut's avatar by johngelgut Sat Feb 03 11:40:28 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

The old lady in blue looked like she was really enjoying the song!!! :-D :-D :-D

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DFV2112's avatar by DFV2112 Tue Feb 06 14:36:27 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-) :-) What women always say about me Lol :-D :-D :-D :-D

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GEEK4's avatar by GEEK4 Mon Jun 18 16:56:16 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

well DUH!!!!! didn't you listen to what they before the song

hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Fri Feb 09 07:27:26 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

king kong on Viagra, WOW!@ sign that guy up for a xxx rated movie stat!@ :-D

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powerpetfreak23's avatar by powerpetfreak23 Tue Feb 13 16:27:32 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

your, too big to fit in here!! lol, i loved it! :-D :-)

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angelwearnjeans's avatar by angelwearnjeans Sat Feb 17 19:34:28 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

How STUPID could it get???

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jamamama's avatar by jamamama Tue May 15 21:21:56 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

oh give it up you guys that are complaining, you exxagerate to, how big her hooters were, etc. works both ways. good song, good movie

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GEEK4's avatar by GEEK4 Mon Jun 18 16:58:42 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

all the chicks I get with dont have enough time to say anything. :D

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katmed's avatar by katmed Mon Jun 25 20:25:28 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

that wAS A classic- AND FOR ALL U GUYS COMPLAINING~~~~~~~YOUR TO BIG TO FIT IN HERE! If we did not care..we would not say it!

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jimdawg's avatar by jimdawg Sat Jul 14 22:01:39 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

umm...are most guys stupid enough to believe something like that? are most gals stupid enough to say it? I guess I don't know many stupid people...

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cat_bird143's avatar by cat_bird143 Mon Sep 17 20:37:25 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Its from the movie The Sweetest Thing....actually a great movie

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JBGoode's avatar by JBGoode Wed Sep 19 08:54:00 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Very good and funny--makes a day start off easy.

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Tina69's avatar by Tina69 Fri Sep 21 14:47:12 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Yeah me and my friends sing this all the time

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