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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama .........................................................................Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska ..................................................................... 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona ......................................................................... Yes, But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas ............................................................................. Literacy Ain't Everythang. California .................................... By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado ......................................................................If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut ............................................................... Like Massachusetts, only Smaller Delaware .................................................We Really DO Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida ............................................ Ask Us About Our Grand kids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia ............................................... We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii ......Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho ...... More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois .................................................................... Please, Don't Pronounce the "S." Indiana ................................................................... 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa ....................................................................We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas ...................................................................... First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky ........................................................... Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana .................. We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine ................................................. We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland ............................................................... If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts............. Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! Michigan ........................................................ First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota ......................................................... 10,000 Lakes...And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes Mississippi ........................................... Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri ................................................ Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana .......The Land Of Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections Nebraska ............................................................... Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada ...................................................................................... Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire..................................................................... Go Away And Leave Us Alone! New Jersey ................... You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico ....................................................................... Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York ....You Have The Right To Remain Silent The Right To An AttorneyAnd No Right To Self Defense North Carolina ............................................................... Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota .............................................................. We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio ......................................................................... At Least We're Not Michigan! Oklahoma ........................................................................ Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon ............................................................. Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner! Pennsylvania ........................................................................................... Cook With Coal Rhode Island .......................................................................... We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina.........................Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet! South Dakota ............................................................................. Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee ........................................................... Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum Texas ...................................................................................... Se Hable Ingles Utah ............................................................. Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont ..........................................................................Too liberal for the Kennedys! Virginia .............................. Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington ................................................... OUR Governor can out-fraud YOUR Governor! West Virginia ...................................................................... One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin ...............................................................................Come Cut the Cheese! Wyoming ........ Where Men Are Men,And The Sheep Are Scared; Home of Brokeback Mountain District of Columbia.................................................................... The Work-Free Drug Place