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1.  Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2.  Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
3.  Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
4.  Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
5.  Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see
    the dead skin and blackheads if any
6.  Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
7.  Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water
8.  Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
9   Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
11  Bee stings - meat tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick
15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!
16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section
    and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet.
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain
    yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt
    them if they eat it!
20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee
    filter paper
21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!
23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and
    watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the
    microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
    color of your choice!
27  Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber
    band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of
    milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste
31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it
    will absorb into the towel.
33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener
    and the static from the towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to
    it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight!
35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!
36. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the
    driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for
    24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin,
    or just use 7-up instead of water.
42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered
    which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did
    you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?
    Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
    color twist tie.

They are:
Monday = Blue,
Tuesday = Green,
Thursday = Red
Friday = White and
Saturday = Yellow.    

So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is
Fridays (almost a week old)!  The colors go alphabetically by color Blue-
Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember.
I thought this was interesting  I looked in the grocery store and the bread
wrappers DO have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic
clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh
bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping.