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by mark1800 Wed Jan 03 19:51:26 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
Let me Squeeze them to see if their Ripe.... :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
by daddywags3 Wed Jan 03 20:22:50 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
I would hope they would never go bad!! :-D :-D ;-)
by yabberjabber Thu Jan 04 10:39:19 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
:-O ..ya, too bad ya can't rent fruit, huh? :-D :-D
by yabberjabber Thu Jan 04 10:52:34 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
:-) ...did ya squeeze it first...that's the only way to tell ya know :-D ;-)
by tullcat Thu Jan 04 18:54:37 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
To break my fast on honey dew/And drink the milk of paradise....(I know it's a watermelon but the song says "honeydew").
by johngelgut Sat Jan 06 22:33:00 PST 2007 (21 months ago)
Yeah, she'd probably get angry if you knocked on them!!! :-D :-D :-D
by The_JokeMaster Mon Mar 26 21:53:13 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
I always thump them first... then I plug em.
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Let me Squeeze them to see if their Ripe.... :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyI would hope they would never go bad!! :-D :-D ;-)
reply:-O ..ya, too bad ya can't rent fruit, huh? :-D :-D
reply:-) ...did ya squeeze it first...that's the only way to tell ya know :-D ;-)
replyTo break my fast on honey dew/And drink the milk of paradise....(I know it's a watermelon but the song says "honeydew").
replyYeah, she'd probably get angry if you knocked on them!!! :-D :-D :-D
replyI always thump them first... then I plug em.
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