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Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 01/03/07
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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Wed Jan 03 19:51:26 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

Let me Squeeze them to see if their Ripe.... :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Wed Jan 03 20:22:50 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

I would hope they would never go bad!! :-D :-D ;-)

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Thu Jan 04 10:39:19 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

:-O ..ya, too bad ya can't rent fruit, huh? :-D :-D

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Thu Jan 04 10:52:34 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

:-) ...did ya squeeze it first...that's the only way to tell ya know :-D ;-)

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Thu Jan 04 18:54:37 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

To break my fast on honey dew/And drink the milk of paradise....(I know it's a watermelon but the song says "honeydew").

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johngelgut's avatar by johngelgut Sat Jan 06 22:33:00 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

Yeah, she'd probably get angry if you knocked on them!!! :-D :-D :-D

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The_JokeMaster's avatar by The_JokeMaster Mon Mar 26 21:53:13 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

I always thump them first... then I plug em.

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