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And on the seventh day...
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God was
missing from heaven for six days and all of the angels were looking
for him.
Eventually,
Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a
hot spot," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass with a short, beautiful coast and mountains and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "that's New Hampshire, the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful beaches, rivers, lakes, and climate. The people from New Hampshire are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard-working, and high achieving people, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "What about
balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call New Hampshire!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the people I'm sending up there from
Massachusetts every weekend!".
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