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Sniffer
A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sat down in
the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in
the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and
asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second
man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog
is a "sniffing dog".
His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to
work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the
agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally
sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds.
Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's
arm.
The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man
and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana,
so I'm making a note of her seat number and the
authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the
aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places
TWO paws on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so
again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the
police."
"I like it!" says his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little
while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing
back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and
proceeded to poop all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior
and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's
going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"