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Category: TV, Music & Movies
Date: 12/28/06
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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sat Jan 13 18:41:34 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

Now I realize why I'm single! :-D :-D :-D

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Sat Jan 13 19:43:08 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

:-) :-) :-) Great advice for the guys!! :-) :-) :-)

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CrotchSnot's avatar by CrotchSnot Sat Jan 13 20:52:02 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

I made a mental note, thanks ;-)

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Sat Jan 13 22:21:47 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

You've got to give cannibals credit. They're always trying to get a head.

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kevsocial's avatar by kevsocial Sun Jan 14 00:02:45 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

You have to be careful! :-O :-D :-D :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Sun Jan 14 19:38:15 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

P. (Pack) M. (My) S. (Suitcase) (I'm going to the Holiday Inn!!! :-O :-O :-O 8-| 8-| 8-| :-( :-( :-(

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bunzil's avatar by bunzil Mon Jan 15 00:53:32 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

Double jeopardy to lesbians :-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Mon Jan 15 10:38:06 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

That was great - i loved the retro style!!! :-*

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Jan 16 08:40:10 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

a whip, chain, muzzle and a locked door may work, but the beast might break out so, get a 357 mag. ready :-D :-D

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Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Wed Jan 17 16:57:12 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

At least she only has PreMS ( pre menstral syndrome). I have pre- MS , MS and post-MS....It lasts every day of every month! ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Thu Jan 18 09:07:13 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O remember the words... "i never promised you a rose garden" ...... good find.... :-D :-D :-D

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Mon Jan 29 12:31:39 PST 2007 (15 months ago)

I hope none of the guys out there are foolish enough to believe anything they do can stop the monster - best bet is just to go into hiding! :-D :-D :-D

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dlasko's avatar by dlasko Sat Feb 03 17:47:33 PST 2007 (15 months ago)

:-D How did you get the camera into our house??? :-D

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Sikotik's avatar by Sikotik Fri Feb 29 08:33:58 PST 2008 (2 months ago)

like bunzil's comment, lmfao

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chicar's avatar by chicar Fri Apr 18 10:18:52 PDT 2008 (4 weeks ago)

After she wonder why she gain weight.

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