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Ever come across those annoying messages that read: ERROR 404, PAGE NOT FOUND!  Well, I have, and the annoy the hell out of me.  So I have put to gather a small collection of parodies making fun of those annoying occurances.  Enjoy!

ERROR 101: YOU ARE USING AOL!

ERROR 207: YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!

ERROR 666: YOUR PROCESSING SYSTEM HES BEEN POSSESSED!

ERROR 123: IM TOO LAZY, GO GET AN HP.

ERROR 001: SCREW YOU!

ERROR 113: I JUST DONT LIKE YOU ALL THAT MUCH...NOTHING PERSONAL.

ERROR 021: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

ERROR 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939: PI

ERROR 101: USER IS STUPID!

ERROR 123: 123??  WOW...HOW DUMB CAN THIS PLASTIC BOX GET?

ERROR 107: BLOCKED BY NORTON PARENTAL CONTROLS, YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!

ERROR 843: UHH...I REALLY DONT THINK YOU WANT TO GO THERE.

ERROR ???: SO...HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

ERROR 238: OOH!  238 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER! 8D

ERROR 405: THAT SQUIRREL WANTS HIS NUTS BACK.

ERROR 008: BILL GATES IS HERE TO STEAL YOUR IDEAS, SO YOU CANT GET ON RIGHT NOW, SORRY...

ERROR N00B: I OWNED YOU AT CHESS, DUDE.  HAHA!  YOU AINT GETTING ON RIGHT NOW, N00BLET.

ERROR 167: HEY!  PUT THAT AXE DOWN!

ERROR 072: NO DAVE, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!

ERROR-*kssssssssssht*

*scilence*

ERROR 992: YOU HAVE MURDERED YOUR COMPUTER.