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Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/05/06
Views: 1,796
Description: The creation of a New York Senator

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Mon Feb 13 20:33:40 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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suesjnk1's avatar by suesjnk1 Tue Feb 14 12:56:33 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Mar 21 16:53:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D lol ... I've got this one but different wording

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emilys's avatar by emilys Tue Mar 21 17:19:48 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Mar 21 19:45:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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joyann's avatar by joyann Tue Mar 21 23:22:44 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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thefantasticpamtastic's avatar by thefantasticpamtastic Thu Apr 20 20:40:51 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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euroc's avatar by euroc Fri Apr 21 10:02:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I normally don't post, but that one made me laugh out loud!!! :-)

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sandiek0207's avatar by sandiek0207 Fri Apr 21 17:50:35 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D Oh, you need to post comments. Makes those of us who put jokes on feel better :-D :-D

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joyann's avatar by joyann Fri Apr 21 18:04:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Loved it!!! :-D :-D :-D :-*

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lucerobbins's avatar by lucerobbins Sun Apr 23 10:33:56 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Another good one! Kepp 'em coming!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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faustrl's avatar by faustrl Tue Dec 26 19:12:19 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D :-D Hummmm, that third surgeon IS truly amazing. The last time I heard of him all he had to work with was a ten gallon hat and a horse's @#$%^&*! and after amazing surgery his patient became the present president of these Unite States. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I Guess he is going for two out two! :-D :-D :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Tue Dec 26 19:27:47 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

Calm down...It sounds like we've found the ingredients to make a politician no matter what the party! :-D :-D :-D

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Tue Dec 26 19:38:28 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D OOPS I Just laughed my @#$%^&*! off and slipped out of the chair :-D :-D What's the number :-D :-D :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Tue Dec 26 20:49:07 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D hee hee :-D that's a good one, and faustrl's comment was a good one too! :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-*

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FE523's avatar by FE523 Tue Dec 26 21:02:57 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

Being from NY I thank you. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D guess who I didn't vote for ;-)

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Wed Dec 27 04:17:18 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

Can you understand..... What would happen to the world if, just for the slightest reason... :-O :-O :-O :-O you made us mad during that 2-3 days prior of 'time of the month'???? :-O :-O :-O :-O Iran??-- an instant WALMART parking lot with a touch of the 'little red button'!! WHOO-HOO!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Wed Dec 27 05:18:14 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

Yup , that doctor could create MOST politicians....and don't forget the lawyers.UGH!

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Wed Dec 27 18:48:34 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I'm with FE523!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-*

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Thu Mar 08 21:39:13 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

And would she be running for president :-( :-O ;-) :-(

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