Jibs so far:

1

Jabs so far:

1

Three sisters go to an italian city. When they get there they notice it's full of ducks. I mean there are ducks everywhere, all over the road and pavement, in the buildings and parks, everywere, you can't see the floor because of all the ducks. When they arrive they meet a preist, and he tells them that no matter what they are forbidden to step on a duck, forbidden. So the first day, they all watch their footing, but within an hour the first sister steps on a duck. Instantly the priest arrives with the ugliest man she has eveer seen, I mean really ugly, this guy looks like he's had a baseball bat to the face. But the priest handcuffs them together, its her punishment. After another week the second sister accidently steps on a duck, and the same thing happens, she's handcuffed to this really ugly bloke. Then after 3 months of living in this city, and being careful not to step on the ducks, the third sister is approached by the priest, with the most stunningly sexy bloke she's ever seen, and handcuffs them together, the girl is over the moon, and in a bit of a flutter. "Well what did I do to deserve this?" She playfully asks. The bloke reasponds: "I don't know but I just stepped on a Duck."