by lastangelman Thu Dec 07 17:07:32 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by ares2101 Fri Dec 08 11:03:46 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

You know, this is actually already on JibJab. Still funny, though. :-)

by jarid1122 Fri Jan 05 22:11:28 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

major league baseball?

by Lazer Fri Jan 19 20:21:10 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by swed1993 Mon Dec 31 17:09:59 PST 2007 (9 months ago)

lol, this si the greatest :D even better stoned :)

by new81complex Thu Feb 07 21:50:37 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

why did they remove this anyway. this song is awesome!

by drbob00 Thu Mar 13 16:18:56 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

So true...and yet...so funny.

by Carlbot2000 Sat May 10 20:21:08 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

lolz that is awesome

by bryanbu Thu Jun 05 16:13:09 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

You’ve got a headache And I’ve got some strange disease Don’t worry about it This pill will set your mind at ease It’s called Progenitorivox It’s made by SquabbMerlCo It’s a life enhancing miracle But there are some things you should know It may cause agitation Palpitations Excessive salivation Constipation Male lactation Rust colored urination Hallucinations Bad vibrations Mild electric shock sensations But it’s worth it For the drugs I need My disease may not be fatal But I can ease my fears By taking two twelve dollar pills Each day for fifty years They’ve spent billions to convince me So now I realize Progenitorivox Beats diet and exercise! I’ve got insurance At least for now I do And if I buy generic It would cut my cost in two But I want Progenitorivox! ‘cause I saw it on TV Those families look so functional That paisley pill’s for me But it may cause Depravation Humiliation Debtor’s prison and deportation Dark depictions Dire predictions Life as seen in Dickens fiction Empty pocket Court dockets May cause eyes to pop from sockets But it’s worth it For the drugs I need But it’s worth it… In Canada, they get this for a song! But it’s worth it For the drugs I need

by markramsey Sun Jul 20 11:58:05 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

Apparently it wasn't written by the jib jab team, just featured on their site, so now it's been taken down.