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One day, Chaim was walking down the street when who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? Moishe. Moishe pulled up to him with a wide smile. "Moishe, where did you get that car?" Chaim asked. "Rachel gave it to me." "She gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on you, but this?" "Well, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on county road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Rachel pulled off the road into the woods. She parked, got out of the car, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Moishe take whatever you want.' So I took the car." "Moishe, you're a smart man, them clothes never would have fit you." =================================================

 "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: take it--or leave it." --Buddy Hackett

================================================ Fans have noticed that Britney Spears' new Kabbalah-inspired Hebrew tattoo actually has the letters reversed, making it meaningless, proof once again of how hard it is to find a tattoo artist who graduated from a decent Hebrew School. --Jacob Novak ================================================

 A Jewish mother's answering machine: If you want lox and eggs, press 1; If you want knishes press 2; If you want chicken soup, press 3; If you want matzoh balls! with th e soup, press 4; If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since NOBODY ever asks me how I am feeling. Who knows? I could even be dead by now.

==================================================== Rifka and Beckie were talking about their children. Rifka asked Beckie how her daughter was. "Not too good. My daughter just divorced her husband. He was a doctor." Rifka replied, "Oh, I am so sorry to hear that." Beckie continued, "Yes, it is sad. Her first husband, whom she divorced three years ago, was a dentist. But she is OK now, she is dating a handsome lawyer." "A dentist, a doctor and a lawyer, "Rifka exclaimed, "OY VEY! All this naches from just one daughter!"