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Category: Holiday
Date: 11/30/06
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Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Thu Nov 30 06:25:54 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Believe in the power of Santa, or get nothing! Bwah Ha Ha! :-*

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66HM5's avatar by 66HM5 Thu Nov 30 08:00:15 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-O yeah, what he said...leave my Christmas with Christ in it! Oh, and Santa is cool too since he gives the gifts that I can PLAY with- yea baby :-*

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virpacis's avatar by virpacis Thu Nov 30 08:19:40 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

The seperation of church and state is one of the core ideologies which makes this the best country on the planet. No one is saying that you can't celebrate Christmas - it's just that the government has to stay out of religious ceremonies. Oh - and I don't believe that really fowl language and insulting behavior is really part of the Christmas spirit either. This whiny character really plays the fool.

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beetoven5's avatar by beetoven5 Thu Nov 30 16:45:11 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

i love foamy

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IBSTYLN's avatar by IBSTYLN Thu Nov 30 18:26:56 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Merry CHRISTmas, Virpacis. Yeah, I said it. So sue me! ;-)

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jimmyunit's avatar by jimmyunit Thu Nov 30 22:03:13 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Amen :-) ;-) do you know that You can get sued for saying cristmas tree oops!

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Lexmarks567's avatar by Lexmarks567 Fri Dec 01 00:06:37 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D hes right you know :-D :-D im tired of it too :-@

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Fri Dec 01 05:37:27 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D my sentiments exactly! :-* :-* :-*

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friday13th777's avatar by friday13th777 Fri Dec 01 09:29:19 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Well im sick of Christans trying to push the holiday down my throat every year. Yes i understand it is a holiday for you, do you have to make me say it? When i worked at a grocery store i would say happy holidays. A few people said to be "Aww dont let them censor you! You can say merry christmas!!!" ummm i'm not christian.. why would i? And i'm sick of christmas songs played over and over again. You spend your whole 8 hours a day at work listening to the same 5 songs sung over and over again by different people. See how sane you get. its fine you like your holiday, just stop celebrating it with me.

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tuxmant4's avatar by tuxmant4 Fri Dec 01 12:07:19 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Sorry virpacis but you should goto illwillpress.com to watch all the stuff. Foamy ISN'T religious just straight forward. As for friday complaining about it....do something about it! Goto court to fight for your rights! If your so upset try to see about an exception for you about the whole "time and a half" thing at work for Christmas

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S-file's avatar by S-file Fri Dec 01 15:32:48 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

im with Virp lol i believe in tis the season to not be a winnie @#$%^&*! lol

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Fri Dec 01 15:47:25 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

My sentiments exactly! :-* :-D

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Shodow1's avatar by Shodow1 Fri Dec 01 16:03:30 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

That is great...I love it...For whoever rights these cartoons.....SAY IT LIKE IT IS,cause you are doin a hell of a good job..

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Fri Dec 01 19:51:58 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

This sure makes some good points! :-* :-* :-D :-D

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Sat Dec 02 04:56:07 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Ahhhhhh MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY ....Even You Friday13th....have a Rum and Coke and loosen up a bit.... You dont have to like it or follow, everybody has their like things, and dont like things I bet You have a few likes we wouldnt agree with, But hey, You Like it You do it...If you dont like merry christmas, so be it...I wouldnt critize you for it....Have a happy holiday season I wish you Well....Chief Tuna...... :-* ;-)

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sat Dec 02 06:59:09 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

I feel the same way!!! :-D

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terry's avatar by terry Sat Dec 02 09:17:37 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

What is all the FUSS about? Christmas brings peace to all on earth; enjoy it ;-)

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Tue Dec 12 18:03:55 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D Love it! Now that you mention it, why don't you send the ACLU a Christmas card - I did! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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catstoy's avatar by catstoy Mon Dec 18 21:58:43 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

LMAO!!! ITS SO TRUE>>> GLAD TO HEAR EVEN A CARTOON SAY IT! I LOVE IT! :-D :-D

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