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MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece! of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Comments (Add Comment)
obviously this husband needs a brain transplant or an anatomy lesson, never tell you wife her breast are like her ass, just sit on it!@ :-( :-* 8-| :-D :-D
reply8-| When will they learn? ;-) :-D :-D
reply:-* :-* :-* :-* MEN HAVE TWO FAULTS "EVERYTHING THEY SAY & EVVERYTHING THEY DO" WOMEN HAVE ONE FAULT "THEY BREATHE" (GOOD JOB THERE IS A POND BETWEEN US) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyObviously that wife is blonde in all respects :-D
replyAhhh, blonde jokes...finally, something brunettes can understand.
That's too funny!! :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D *ROFL* Well that's a new one on me...
reply"he has rectumed his relationship butt good" :-D
replyHe lived???????????/// :-O ;-)
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