Jibs so far:

3

Jabs so far:

0

It's tough getting old...

When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80
years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penney and she was sobbing her
eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every
morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and
freshly ground, brewed coffee." I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

She continued: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my
favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." I said:
"Well so why are you crying?"

Still sobbing.... "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with
wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am. "I
said:
"Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"