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FUNERAL PROCESSION
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FUNERAL PROCESSION:
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching
the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
was a solitary woman
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She
respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen
a funeral like
this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two
women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching
the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse
was a solitary woman
walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She
respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for
your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen
a funeral like
this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two
women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
Uploaded by:
kaas
Category:
Other & Random
Date:
01/24/06
Views:
2,892
Description:
A woman's curiosity
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Comments (Add Comment)
The concept seems familiar, but funny anyway ;-)
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