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There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, "Who's in the coffin?" The first man replies, "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son." Who's in the coffin?

His son

There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and one lies. There are also 2 doors. One leads to Heaven and the other leads to the devil's playground. One guard is in front of each door. You can only ask the guards ONE question and you have to ask the same question to both guards. What you are trying to find out is which door leads to Heaven and which door leads to the devil's playground.

Ask each one "What will the other one say is the door to heaven?" They should answer the same. Go in the opposite door they say.

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

They were women boxing.

A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

Probably a white Polar Bear in the North Pole.

A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?

A potato

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Mt. Everest

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

No, he's dead

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

She lived in the southern hemisphere.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

A preacher.

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

Moses didn't build the ark, Noah did.