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DubyaNation
by Laura Bush

(sung to the tune of Elevation by U2)

Cry, cryin in my bowl
It seems my cereal
Has gotten quite soggy while I moan
At what my Georgy's done
He's in it by the ton
For fun,
Killed all those people dead

Its what my psychic said
The country'd be in debt when
Georgey won, the election.
He and me were gonna fly,
He said I made him cry,
so why,
What happened to him?

Mr. Dick
Cheney that frickin hick
Got my hubby mixed up
And now he's lost with wolfowitz

Now its all about control
I think he's lost his soul
His goal is to always be right

Our land
Its gonna end up damned
Don't think I get his plan, now
Going down, Empire bye-bye

  and my, reading plan
I guess he might begin to ban
and camps
Concentration

George?
You remember me Laura?
You use to look at my bum
Look at me again.

Osama
And now its Frank Obama
And prob'bly Hillary next
Bubba Fet, could even run and win

USA it can't stay
The people wanna run away.
I'll be all-
alone with Hawks

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DubyaNaaaaation