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Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 11/20/06
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The_36_Inch_Allstars's avatar by The_36_Inch_Allstars Tue Nov 21 01:16:26 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

two young teens making out get busted in a "no porking zone" they are confronted by a policeman with a lot of knowledge that they don't want to hear.

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shamsuk2004's avatar by shamsuk2004 Mon Nov 20 18:45:05 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

it looks like a guy dressed as a girl

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Tue Nov 21 05:13:35 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| Clearly ...this sounds like a Joey "Butt-a-fuco" joke...memba him?? ;-)

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Tue Nov 21 05:38:07 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

...... :-O ...oink, oink... ;-)

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Tue Nov 21 11:07:54 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

No porking ticket this time. :-)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Nov 21 12:28:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

The video is very dark and it's hard to make out..... errrr, ummm, oops, wrong choice of words.....it's difficult to see the people! 8-| 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Wed Nov 22 08:43:04 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Officer Luni Tunes: He hates Porking the Pig. He wanted his helmet fuddied, but he could ownly get his Muggsy rebate finished, ok :-D :-D :-D

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blw866's avatar by blw866 Thu Nov 23 17:05:43 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D Ok, TexarkanaBaby, What were you looking for? :-D :-D ;-) :-*

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Thu Nov 23 19:01:49 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D No porking in the rear! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D No sense of adventure, I guess. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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bigswimer101's avatar by bigswimer101 Fri Nov 24 11:47:47 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

They Like To Do It, Do It. They Like To Do It, Do It. He Like's To Do It, Do It. She Like's To Do It, Do It. They Like To DO IT, DO IT -Knock Off of They Like To Move It :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Sat Nov 25 15:57:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D Been awhile since I heard that expression. :-D :-D :-D He wants to squeel like a pig! :-D :-D :-D

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timahchazy's avatar by timahchazy Tue Nov 28 18:02:47 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

that cop is bisexual.big swimmer lets make the beat.he likes too move it move it, she likes too move it move, they like to MOVE IT. nice sweet fantastic fisicalifit fisicalifit she said nice sweet fantastic filicalifit fisicalifit

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Wed Nov 29 17:59:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Same with this one! :-(

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The_36_Inch_Allstars's avatar by The_36_Inch_Allstars Wed Dec 06 17:01:29 PST 2006 (24 months ago)

we had to re-upload this one. enjoy again, for the first time. some new ones on the way. (any day)

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kevsocial's avatar by kevsocial Sun Feb 11 21:33:47 PST 2007 (22 months ago)

Great porking! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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toxicwaist's avatar by toxicwaist Tue Dec 04 13:38:42 PST 2007 (12 months ago)

porking is not kosher

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