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3 Good Lawyer Jokes
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder? One's a bottom dwelling scum sucker...the other's a fish!
You're in a cage with a real mean bear , a lawyer and a gun with only 2 bullets. What do you do? You shoot the lawyer twice, the bear's the least of your problems.
How can you tell the difference between a lawyer and a skunk lying in the middle of the road? The skunk is the one with the skid marks in front of it!
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Close call...I ALMOST reported this as offensive. I misread the caption. I now see that you mean 3 good jokes that are about lawyers. We all agree that there aren't 3 good lawyers in the whole universe ! 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| ;-)
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