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Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/02/06
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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Fri Feb 17 09:52:41 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D LOL ... don't you hate it when that happens?

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redorcia's avatar by redorcia Sat Feb 18 15:28:32 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 16:34:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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SpEeDy_B's avatar by SpEeDy_B Sat Mar 04 16:25:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-D

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crazy_lady's avatar by crazy_lady Sat Mar 04 22:26:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I wonder if cows suffer embarrassment.......or do they just get up & try it again?? Either way, it had to hurt! 8-| :-D

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lucerobbins's avatar by lucerobbins Thu Mar 23 09:17:37 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* love is a beautiful thing.... :-D :-D :-D :-D ....somtimes

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RADDS's avatar by RADDS Wed Apr 05 16:57:29 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

LOL! Take that! :-D

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Thu Jun 01 19:47:44 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Looks to me like it was the BULL that did the slipping. :-D :-D :-D Sex in an icy field is tough ;-)

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Thu Jun 01 19:48:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

....or maybe she pushed -- she already as a calf. 8-|

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Geminithecat's avatar by Geminithecat Tue Oct 17 19:52:05 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D Oh wow. He needs cleats for his sex!!!! :-)

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Sat Dec 02 15:23:42 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-O Oops! Slippery when wet? :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Tue Dec 12 19:32:51 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-D Whoops! Tha could kill the mood! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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PumPMaster's avatar by PumPMaster Tue Dec 19 04:47:26 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Thu Mar 01 06:47:45 PST 2007 (17 months ago)

Cow a bunga Bessie 8-| :-*

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Tue Mar 06 17:20:10 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

Too Funny :-D :-D :-D

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