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Category: TV, Music & Movies
Date: 11/05/06
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dlasko's avatar by dlasko Mon Nov 06 02:14:06 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

None of the ideas expressed are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five-inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email; although the mutt next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you.

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funnygirlygirl's avatar by funnygirlygirl Mon Nov 06 12:38:07 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Funny, but totally untrue. 8-| :-| :-)

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Poison_goth_chick's avatar by Poison_goth_chick Mon Nov 06 15:44:42 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Not funny. Just plain stupid.

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hauntedfox's avatar by hauntedfox Wed Nov 08 16:46:59 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Are you kidding me? This is one of the best tongue-in-cheek videos I've seen in a long time! it's funny 'cause it totally ISN't meant to be serious! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Thanks for making my day!

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jempetts's avatar by jempetts Wed Nov 08 21:32:15 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-) Very unusual. I liked it a lot. Thank you for sharing it.

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Thu Nov 16 09:25:54 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-O Gag me! :-D

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terry's avatar by terry Tue Nov 21 06:32:15 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Lordie...we've come a long way babe :-D :-D :-D :-D

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