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Date: 11/01/06
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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Sun Nov 19 06:22:59 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Sing it with me, "One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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faustrl's avatar by faustrl Wed Nov 22 19:26:28 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Oh how true!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Mon Nov 27 06:51:20 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

I'm allergic to tequila - for when I drink it, you see - I break out into a bad case - of STUPIDITY!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Theysay716's avatar by Theysay716 Thu Nov 30 05:37:15 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

I absolutely LOVE this ... ;-)

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dlasko's avatar by dlasko Sat Dec 02 06:09:31 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Sound medical advice... :-)

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S-file's avatar by S-file Mon Dec 04 12:35:57 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Me to its just i get smarter then what i usally am :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D whixh is very very dumb :-* :-D :-D

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flome's avatar by flome Fri Dec 08 20:33:33 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D

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CrotchSnot's avatar by CrotchSnot Tue Dec 26 18:41:55 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

It's right FOE me ;-)

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Wed Dec 27 07:50:09 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

That is the reason the irate husband through his wife out the window!@!@ Tequilla :-D

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Lucinda2234's avatar by Lucinda2234 Sun Jan 07 23:21:14 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

I've had this for a lo-o-o-n time, hope it's new for some of you..L :-) :-*

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sanmarkey's avatar by sanmarkey Sat Jan 27 04:14:39 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

This is really good. Come on group leave me comments....... :-D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Fri Feb 02 20:36:20 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* ;-)

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Sun Feb 04 01:13:57 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

Very persuasive :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Mon Feb 19 07:51:29 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

do you know why the angry man through his wife out the window Tequilla!@ excessive bottle drank :-D :-D :-D

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Tue Feb 20 16:02:11 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

funny :-D :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Wed Feb 28 14:54:53 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O watch out for those side effects.... :-D :-D :-D

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BillyBob06's avatar by BillyBob06 Thu Mar 01 19:22:57 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila Floor!

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Fri Mar 02 14:37:27 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

Love it :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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wrinkling's avatar by wrinkling Wed Mar 07 08:53:34 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

five teqila 6 tequila 7 tequlia no more sick, feeling stupid, and in the morning sore. Ashamed and so embarrased, puking out the door, wondering what you did this for. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Joker's avatar by Joker Thu Mar 15 14:12:53 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

:-* Think of all of the nice people you'll meet while waiting for your new liver :-*

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