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Good Advice to Live By
1. Always drink
upstream from the herd.
2. Timing has
everything to do with the outcome of a
rain dance.
3. Remember that
silence is sometimes the best answer.
4. Don't corner
something that is bigger than you.
5. Most of the
stuff people worry about will never happen
anyhow.
6. The biggest troublemaker you will ever
have to deal with is watching you from the mirror every
morning.
7. Don't interfere
with something that isn't bothering you.
8. Words that soak into your ears are
whispered, not yelled.
9. Life is simpler when you plow around
the stump.
10. Letting the cat out of the bag is
much easier than putting it back in.
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