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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls
would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all
the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She
explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers....and then there are educators.
recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls
would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all
the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She
explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers....and then there are educators.
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Date:
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Comments (Add Comment)
Very clever!
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replyThat maintenance man was smart! :-D :-D
reply;-) That'll teach 'em good! ;-)
replyI think I am an educator.. :-D :-D
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replyGood one :-D :-D :-D
replysmart! :-D :-D :-*
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replyGotta love the inventivness of Teachers.
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replyIs that where the term "Potty Mouth" came from??? :-D :-D :-D
replyUgh...I wouldn't leave my lipstick print on the mirror in the first place! How unsanitary!
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reply:-D :-D :-D You'll wonder where the lipstick went....when you wash the mirror with pee-psident! 8-| 8-| ;-)
reply:-) :-) Ahhhh yes ... nothing quite like a "live" demonstration!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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