How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.










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;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) IT FIGURES. NO FLIES ON HIM THEN!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply;-) Guess that's easier than prying their little legs apart, huh?! :-D :-D :-D :-D
replylol nice!
replyYou ever smell moth balls? Yeah? How'd you get the little bastard to spread his legs?
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