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Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/01/06
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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Tue Feb 14 21:06:02 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

love that chuck :-* :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Feb 21 08:27:34 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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hincsu's avatar by hincsu Mon Jun 25 21:22:36 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

i gotta tell ya, my accomplice fritz would love this, he created a reliogion called NORISTOLOGY, and chuck is god! im a nun of the religion. lol jokingly!

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AbaddonPR's avatar by AbaddonPR Thu Jun 28 05:25:41 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

You forgot the fact that Chuck Norris is so strong he can gargle peanut butter.

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Baldr4500's avatar by Baldr4500 Wed Jul 04 21:59:41 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Chuck Norris is the god of the Barrens

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Loganbomb750's avatar by Loganbomb750 Tue Aug 21 15:48:54 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

peanut gargler

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