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A guy walks into a bar and after a couple of hours of drinking has run up a $500 tab.

The guy tries to order another drink when the bartender says, “Sorry, but you’ll have to settle your tab before I can serve you another drink.” “Well then,” the guy says, “If I show you something amazing, will consider the tab settled?” “Let me see what it is first.” the bartender replies.

The guy reaches into one of his coat pockets and pulls out a toy piano with a bench and sets it up on the counter. Then he reaches into another pocket, pulls out a hamster and sets the hamster on the bench. The man looks at the hamster and nods at which time the hamster begins playing the piano.

“Well, is that amazing?” asks the guy. The bartender says, “It’s not amazing. I’ve seen that before. ” Then the guy says, “Wait. I’ve got something that will amaze you.”

He reaches in another pocket and this time pulls out a frog. The guy then stands the frog up next to the piano. Again he looks at the hamster and nods. The hamster begins to play and then the frog begins to sing. The guy asks, “Now is that amazing or what?” The bartender who’s seen everything says, “That’s different but it’s still not amazing.”

Just then another man who’d been sitting next to him says, “Will you sell me that frog? I’ll pay you $5,000 for him.” “Sure, why not.” the guy says. With that the man pays and takes the frog and leaves. As the man walks out the door he begins to laugh and shout, “I’m going to be rich, ha ha ha.”

The bartender looks at the guy and says, “Boy you’re stupid. You just sold a frog that could of made you millions.” The guy looks at the bartender and says, “Did I mention that the hamster’s also a ventriloquist.”