SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a sweet, good-looking girl who LOVES to
play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickup
truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter
nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have
me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch
me
respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home
from
work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm
yours. Call 555-9764 and ask for Daisy."
Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane
Society
about an eight-week-old black Lab retriever.
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