Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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I know the pic of me is bad - hence a "joke" - it's hilarious the looks I get.  Now for my "recipe" which I once used, in a place of work, as a practical/"april foools" joke.  A co-worker was supposed to have brought in a diaper to use, however I improvised whe no diaper came to work, by using coin cups belonging to other casinos in town.  Recipe(hope I can remember it):

1 stick butter/margarine, softened(or 75% melted), 2 cups sugar, 1 egg, 3 tbps cocoa, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 tablespoons baking powder,  2 to 2 1/2 cups flour, 1 teaspoon vanilla.  In 1 bowl mix soft(or melted) butter, sugar, vanilla and cocoa.  Take 2 or 3 tablespoons of this and set aside in a small sealed bowl or baggie.  Add egg to butter mixture and mix well.  In serperate bowl mix flour, salt, baking powder(self rising frlour also wroks instead of rest).  Add 3/4 cup of flour to mushy mix and mix well.  then save a couple fo "small glops" in the same way of the liquid(but different baggie or small container).  Add rest of flour and mix well.  Should be a black color when done.  Take all 3 containers to work.  Go to restrom and get toilet paper.  Diapers, paper plates, anything will help in the next part - be imaginative!  Take and make small "turd" looking things from the dough, place on or in object to be used in joke, then take small amount of softer "stuff" and add to it on side, then using liquid part, and toilet paper, smear some around, making sure it all looks like a sh___y mess.  Place in in-conspicuous area to be found whre you can see/ watch it!  LMAO  Unltimate: walk up and say" this looks(or smells) like chocolate cookie dough" and take a pinch from the solid dough part in front of the un-suspecting "finder" of the "crap".   LMAO  I did this, and any remaining dough can be baked either in an oven or microwave(being careful no to burn).  This was something I did as an April Fool's day joke when I worked at the Stardust in Las Vegas, and NO I WAS NOT fired for it!  I pulled the prank(left several "deposits" thru the entire casino and one office) and the reactions were hilarious - until my shift manager caled me and found the one in the office.  I was called in, and naturally, took a bite - I still laugh about it to this day.  It was by far the best prank I have ever pulled anywhere, now I am sharing it with all of you with the hopes that some of you will also get some enjoyment out of it!  Enjoy! ( I sure did!)