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Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 10/10/06
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bunzil's avatar by bunzil Wed Dec 27 12:42:28 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Where can us guys find ones of those !!!! :-)

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mark1800's avatar by mark1800 Tue Jan 23 00:00:27 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

I don't Mind If her friends Joins :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Tue Jan 23 02:51:41 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

8-| :-D Every mans dream women! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Too bad it is only a fantasy. ;-) :-*

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Feb 01 13:22:52 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D in your dreams...

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Snotty88's avatar by Snotty88 Sat Jun 09 21:29:15 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

Why not?!?!? Why NOT?!?! WHY?? WHY?? ;'(

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ProfessorX's avatar by ProfessorX Wed Jun 13 11:50:43 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

Anyone admit to remembering those "Hai Karate" commercials?

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Kineticboy2001's avatar by Kineticboy2001 Sat Jun 30 23:40:41 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Huh? My girlfriend is always like that. Is there any other kind of woman?

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daveandjan's avatar by daveandjan Wed Oct 31 10:33:58 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Most of the things the women are saying, are things that we men say to our women all the time.

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NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Sun Aug 24 14:21:26 PDT 2008 (6 weeks ago)

come to think about it your right, but they dont listen if a women say's she likes you why does she play hard to get, wommen r hard to figure out sometimes but they Probably say the same thing about us.

vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Sun Nov 18 07:21:28 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

Like that would ever happen! :)

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NOYFB's avatar by NOYFB Sun Aug 24 14:09:27 PDT 2008 (6 weeks ago)

yea i wish there was a spray that would realy work like that. jib

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