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Dear Abby, 

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

 I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently and when I ask their names she always says, "Just friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.  I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.

 Why?  Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided to to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and  hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this serious,   is it some thing I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? 

Thanks,Signed 

WORRIED ABOUT MY BABY