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Uploaded by: mwvixen
Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 10/08/06
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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Mon Oct 09 06:19:10 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

OUCH! Veggies hurt! :-O :-D :-*

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Mon Oct 09 16:22:08 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

:-O :-D :-D ;-) Moral of the story; If you aren't sure, don't answer. Life ain't multiple choice! 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-*

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Oct 10 08:07:44 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

I hope the Celery did not have e-coli! Now things finally add up and the answer is PI-3.14, does it help the math equation. Anyone want to visit the bump and grind club. She can not help it if the Hor mones. Now that is the best use of the Article of But's I have seen in the world of grammeries!1 ~v.: great joke :-D :-D :-D :-D

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sun Mar 25 18:00:32 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Even the secrets sins have a way of finding you out!!! :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Sun Mar 25 18:16:19 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut! ;-)

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Mon Mar 26 04:47:00 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Boy.... i saw the title and didn't know whether to read this or pack up & move!! :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Mar 26 11:46:07 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D Parent/teacher conferences are going to be a little awkward now. ;-) ;-)

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FE523's avatar by FE523 Sun Apr 08 00:06:53 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Sometimes you just don't know who you are talking to :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-)

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Thu Jun 07 17:05:28 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

Oops.

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