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A man stops his car in the high street,gets out and takes a leak in the gutter. A policeman spots him and fines him £15 on the spot.The man gives him a "20 note but the policeman finds that he hasn't any change."Oh keep it," says the man,getting back in his car "After all,I've just farted as well"