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*** THREE NUNS***
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren !" and *poof* she's gone.
The second nun says, "I want to be Madonna !" and *poof* she's gone too.
The third nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." "Sara Pipalini ?" says St. Peter.
He shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry sister, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says......
"No, No sister,.......
The paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell !
Haha
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8-| 8-| Laugh?? Me?? (giggle) ... nope, not laughing (giggle - snork) ..... SISTER WANTS SOME ACTION!! :-D :-D :-D :-D 8-| oops ... I'm sure I'll see some of you there!! ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D HAHAHAHAHA....POOF...OOPS,I'M IN HELL!!OH WHAT THE HELL!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D An oldie but goodie :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| 8-| I'm Tryin' Here Does PIGGY SNORTS count? I've counted Oh hell...I quit counting I give UP!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-*
replySee you all there! :-D :-D :-D
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replyGood, wouldn't want to miss the con.
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