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WASH YOUR
WINDOWS MA'AM ??
I don't how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know.
I became aware of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me - it could happen to you !!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your
Car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are
Shirtless
And start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly
Defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's Impossible
Not to
Look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
Ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the
Back
Seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to
Do to
You. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins
Kissing
Your neck and begs you to pull over so he can go further!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!
I had my purse stolen last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
Again Today and I am going back Tomorrow.
I'm running out of purses...... .
I don't how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know.
I became aware of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me - it could happen to you !!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your
Car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are
Shirtless
And start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly
Defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's Impossible
Not to
Look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
Ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the
Back
Seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to
Do to
You. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins
Kissing
Your neck and begs you to pull over so he can go further!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!
I had my purse stolen last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
Again Today and I am going back Tomorrow.
I'm running out of purses...... .
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