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What not to buy you wife for Xmas

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Category: Men & Women
Date: 10/03/06
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Ozzman60's avatar by Ozzman60 Wed Oct 04 13:12:42 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

That's too funny!! :-D

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zippydi's avatar by zippydi Thu Oct 05 03:34:21 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

The sad thing is , one of the 1st years I was married my husband bought me an electric broom for Xmas. He lives to try again......

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Sat Oct 14 22:41:31 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D Get it right guys!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Wed Oct 25 21:06:47 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

i kind of liked the shoe!!!!

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Patio_Furniture's avatar by Patio_Furniture Thu Oct 26 04:46:47 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

At least the menfolk get their children appropriate , desirable toys for Christmas! Like train sets and remote control racetracks and airplanes.......now , getting the Dads to let the kids play with the good toys instead of hogging them, well, thats a different matter. ;-)

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Oct 30 22:05:10 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D What a scream! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Natalieisme's avatar by Natalieisme Sat Nov 11 02:41:17 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

Just in time for the holidays!!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Dec 07 13:44:09 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D oh, yeah, this ones great! men, listen up! women SPEAK up! they can't read our minds, and the poor things don't have a clue... ;-)

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Dec 07 16:41:17 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-O Well, so much for getting my wife that DeWalt 36 volt lithium-ion battery drill this Christmas! :-|

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Dec 07 23:36:51 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

Timing of the gift opening is crucial. Emergency rooms are generally less busy midmorning. So, men, if your gift is questionable, plan accordingly. ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Sat Dec 09 11:44:22 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!! :-O :-O 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D It's best to make a very clear and detailed list. ;-)

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Sat Dec 09 20:51:23 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O well, that's a way to save standing in the LONG return lines after Christmas... great joke..really funny..lol...barbikins is right...time the gift opening carefully....and good luck... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Sun Dec 10 13:43:05 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D This one just kills me! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Sat Mar 10 15:31:20 PST 2007 (16 months ago)

:-O :-O i've seen this before...it's a good one... :-D :-D :-D

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Sat May 05 08:51:29 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

Serves them right! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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LadyT34's avatar by LadyT34 Mon May 14 13:29:55 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

*ROFL* DANG! That mixer was hilarious...then ole boy came in with the vacume rammed up his behind that was absolutely priceless. *LOL* I've gotten some lame gifts but they were all for my birthday!

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