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The 6th
grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which
human
body part increases to ten times its size
when stimulated?"
>
>No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs.Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>
>Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
>"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
>
>Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary andcontinued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>One, you have a dirty mind.
>Two, you didn't read your homework
>And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
>
>No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs.Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>
>Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
>"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
>
>Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary andcontinued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>One, you have a dirty mind.
>Two, you didn't read your homework
>And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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