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Category: School & Education
Date: 10/01/06
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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Sun Oct 01 14:28:17 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O :-O Whip Me With A Wet Lettuce :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Sun Oct 01 15:35:30 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-O :-D Child abuse 101 ! ;-)

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IBSTYLN's avatar by IBSTYLN Sun Oct 01 15:44:20 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

That's not abuse, that's real discipline! Too bad parents don't do it anymore!! ;-)

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Sun Oct 01 15:57:52 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Please... I wanna be an instructor here!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Stop this stupid 'time-out' stuff... and go WHOOP THEIR ASS!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* :-* :-* WITH LOVE, of course.. :-* :-* :-*

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orochimaru556's avatar by orochimaru556 Sun Oct 01 16:44:06 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

as a wise parent once said: if they disobey and skip class, get a shoe and whup thier ass. not child abuse, real parents love their children and want them to grow up right, they administer tough love sometimes.

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Sun Oct 01 19:41:14 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D LET'S SING, "WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW,IS LOVE,TOUGH LOVE!!! :-* :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Sun Oct 01 22:59:16 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

When you care enough to whup their ass! :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-*

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Oct 03 05:58:14 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

Obviously Old G. Bush and his wife did not take this class for Georgie Jr. and the jeb. man never learned how to tell the truth and they lie, lie, lie! Hah- Erma Brown can the citizens take this class and whip all those lying politicians!!! Ys. bushkie, needs his buttski whooooped!!! :-D :-D :-D

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schilcote's avatar by schilcote Fri Mar 14 15:29:07 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

So do you.

schilcote's avatar by schilcote Fri Mar 14 15:29:07 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

So do you.

kathicip's avatar by kathicip Tue Oct 03 06:33:57 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

I think my parents went to Irma's academy!! LOL More parents could learn a little from this!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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cheysdad2's avatar by cheysdad2 Tue Oct 03 15:41:36 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

KIDS TODAY HAVE TOO MUCH RIGHTS, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. A GOOD ASS WHUMPIN' NEVER HURT ME! JUST BRUISED MY EGO. BUT I GOT OVER IT.

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schilcote's avatar by schilcote Fri Mar 14 15:32:16 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

My grampa was a sailor. He caught me having an origial thought, and started beating me. With a cast-iron rod. I couldn't walk, talk, eat, sleep, or raise my hand for a year and a half. Then , when I finaly got out of bed, guess what he did, for not healing fast enough?

girllongie5622's avatar by girllongie5622 Fri Nov 17 00:25:47 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

Time out my ass, it should be more like a knock out to me. One thing for sure, when you ask your kid, "Do you want me to take you outside?" the little fools don't realize that....there ain't no witnesses outside, so take them on out. hahahahahahehehehe :-O :-) :-D :-D

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debrac's avatar by debrac Wed Nov 29 19:14:27 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

i lmao, needed this video to beat my kids @#$%^&*! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Thu Feb 15 07:44:04 PST 2007 (17 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O no one should hurt a child.....BUT i don't think their getting slapped on the fanny a few times ever killed any of us..... :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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STEVE"O"'s avatar by STEVE"O" Tue Aug 07 23:07:06 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I was raised old school, my father and mother gave me an ### whuppin, which i needed!I was never abused or crippled,if my father would hit me with full strength i could not be here today giving my comment.He and my mother gave me enough to learn!Thank you Mom and Dad!!!!

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Sesshomaru's avatar by Sesshomaru Mon Aug 27 22:27:20 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Time to take a belt and whip that butt! That would decrease a lot of that BS the kids are getting away with today!

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