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3 girls (a blonde, brunette, and redhead) are on the run from the cops, when they see a bar. They run inside and notice 3 burlap sacks lying on the ground. They decide to get inside and hide. Eventually the cops come and notice the sacks on the floor. They go up to the first sack (with the brunette) and tap it, the brunette thinking quickly, makes a ~chunk~ sound, and the other cop says "Well, they can't be in here...thats just rice!" They moved onto the next sack (with the redhead) and they tap on it...she thinks quickly and makes a ~shunk~ sound, and the cops say "well, they can't be in here, because theres only beans in here!" they move onto the last sack (with the blonde) and they tap on it. She pops out and screams "POTATOES!"