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  Two blondes were working on a house.  the one who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in

    the other blonde, figuing this was worth looking into, asked, "why are you throwing those nails away?"

    The first blonde expained, if i pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward ME i throw it away 'cause it's defective.  if it's pointed toward the HOUSE then i nail it in!" 

    The second blonde got completley ticked off and yelled, "you MORON!!!  the nails pointed toward you aren't defective!  they'are for the OTHER side of the house!!"