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Uploaded by: tymr287
Category: Sexy Funny
Date: 09/29/06
Views: 209,237
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huberjack's avatar by huberjack Sat Sep 30 07:48:10 PDT 2006 (19 months ago)

I dont know where tey were going with that but it's HILARIOUS!!!!! :-D :-D :-D 8-|

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Mon Oct 16 09:06:16 PDT 2006 (19 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O Oh My goodness...that was shocking......Run For his life I guess huh??heheheheheh :-D :-D

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clearvanilla's avatar by clearvanilla Fri Oct 27 21:50:31 PDT 2006 (18 months ago)

Oh my god... LOL :-D :-D :-O

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Wed Nov 15 13:01:56 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I've heard of a guy chewing his arm off from wakeing up next to a "coyote ugly" woman, but this would do it too! :-O :-O

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Nardjes's avatar by Nardjes Thu Dec 14 10:05:23 PST 2006 (17 months ago)

:-) :-) .... :-) :-) ....... :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D

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kspq7652's avatar by kspq7652 Sun Apr 22 21:15:46 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Ha,Ha,cute! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue May 08 08:49:03 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Help, it is a little scarry

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Sirfiggin's avatar by Sirfiggin Thu May 24 14:18:01 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Remember, boys, it's always important to figure out the girl's preferences are first ;iD

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subzero325's avatar by subzero325 Mon May 28 00:06:45 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

that was gross and funny

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jab321's avatar by jab321 Wed Jun 06 16:44:15 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I wouldn't call her again! :(

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Jinxxx's avatar by Jinxxx Mon Jun 18 18:06:55 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I once held my thumb out like that... Here in the, "Hole", State of New York, Nobody ever cared or respected such pride... We are all artist's experiencing what is... "Whatever"... While they film and take... Too take, not yet left to give... Is there a point at which, What it is we are truly after... Or will they erase such Pride !!! Come to my window the mourning after...

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prettybrwnthang's avatar by prettybrwnthang Fri Jun 29 15:10:25 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Jinxxx WTF? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!! THIS THREAD WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER HAD YOU STAYED OUT OF IT

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mintkandi's avatar by mintkandi Fri Jun 29 20:57:30 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

That was funny as hell!!

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Dougula's avatar by Dougula Wed Jul 18 01:15:59 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

That is just wrong~~~ Happy ending tho! LMAO

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kezinch's avatar by kezinch Thu Jul 19 20:18:42 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

lmao wow haha fanny

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peunk616's avatar by peunk616 Sun Jul 22 00:51:10 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

smart choice buddy

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ecmorgan69's avatar by ecmorgan69 Fri Jul 27 10:11:22 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder if she would've provided some anesthetic for the colonoscopy she was planning... :-D :-D

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NeoNecromancer's avatar by NeoNecromancer Fri Aug 10 00:24:47 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

milk just came out of my nose

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bigvinnie's avatar by bigvinnie Fri Aug 17 06:30:26 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

oh my God.........and what if he didn't escape???

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