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A scary story...

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*A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






**Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping










**clappity-BUMP






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









**Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!*









*Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...*



















*and,*

















*(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
















The coffin stops!

/( I thought it was funny )/*

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Uploaded by: mcneely
Category: Holiday
Date: 09/29/06
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Shipoopi222's avatar by Shipoopi222 Sun Oct 01 15:53:40 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D an old one but a good one :-D

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Mon Oct 02 08:46:07 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I did too! :-D :-D :-D

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tallgirl's avatar by tallgirl Fri Oct 13 09:42:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Corny Halloween humor at it's best - this is a great joke for the kids :-| ;-)

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hauntedfox's avatar by hauntedfox Fri Oct 13 17:53:05 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

That's bad even for me... loved it! :-( :-( :-* :-*

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TREVNI's avatar by TREVNI Sat Oct 14 07:11:16 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

What else would you expect-orant? ;-) :-D

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Txvill's avatar by Txvill Mon Oct 16 21:08:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

That was cute....really enjoyed! :-D :-D :-D

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mississippi's avatar by mississippi Thu Oct 26 21:40:36 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I know, I know, corny, but I just had to anyway. ;-)

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Thu Oct 26 21:52:20 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-O good one.... :-D :-D :-D

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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Sat Nov 11 22:16:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-|

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Sat Dec 02 18:21:14 PST 2006 (24 months ago)

:-O OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Groan......................... :-D

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sat Dec 02 10:46:27 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Corny...but I had to laugh like hell!!! :-D :-D :-D :-*

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bunzil's avatar by bunzil Sun Dec 03 02:47:31 PST 2006 (24 months ago)

OK, that takes the record for your worst joke so far :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Mon Dec 04 05:52:26 PST 2006 (24 months ago)

It was now de-coffinated. But how did they get the syrup out of the casket??????????????????????????? :-D :-D :-D :-D

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Mon Dec 04 21:57:25 PST 2006 (24 months ago)

:-D :-D You can't buy cough syrup like that anymore. Now what do we do? :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-*

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zegma's avatar by zegma Thu Jan 25 18:48:46 PST 2007 (22 months ago)

%7C i dont get it. :(

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