A scary story...
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13
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5
*A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street
toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
**Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket
clapping
**clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
**Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!*
*Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...*
*and,*
*(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
/( I thought it was funny )/*
Comments (Add Comment)
:-D an old one but a good one :-D
replyI did too! :-D :-D :-D
replyCorny Halloween humor at it's best - this is a great joke for the kids :-| ;-)
replyThat's bad even for me... loved it! :-( :-( :-* :-*
replyWhat else would you expect-orant? ;-) :-D
replyThat was cute....really enjoyed! :-D :-D :-D
replyI know, I know, corny, but I just had to anyway. ;-)
reply:-O :-O :-O good one.... :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-|
reply:-O OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Groan......................... :-D
replyCorny...but I had to laugh like hell!!! :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyOK, that takes the record for your worst joke so far :-D :-D :-D
replyIt was now de-coffinated. But how did they get the syrup out of the casket??????????????????????????? :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D You can't buy cough syrup like that anymore. Now what do we do? :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) :-* :-* :-*
reply%7C i dont get it. :(
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