Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

a guy  walks in a musuem and sees a stone rat

he thinks its cool so he asks the person at the

the counter how much for the the rat  he says

$50 for the rat and $100 for the story on the

rat. the guy says heck i dont want the story

i just like the rat so he pays the guy $50 and

takes the rat and leaves so heys walking down

the road and he looks back and thers 100s of

rats was folwing him so he keeps walking then

he looks back and thers millions of rats folwing

him and then he runs and throws the stone in

the river and all the rats follow the stone so

he goes back to the museam and the guy at the

counter says you come back for the story  and he says

no i come back to see if you have a mexican statue