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MOTORCYCLE PATROLMAN...
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an Inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the Hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told Him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence..........
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
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Comments (Add Comment)
OUCH!!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-*
reply:-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D 8-| 8-| :-@ :-@ :-@ I am SOOO Glad I read this in the afternoon... MY Screen BE clean 'cause I notta drinking coffee!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* :-* Glad to see ya back Sandie!!!
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I'd like to get back at the trooper who pulled me over on the interstate in heavy traffic because he didn't like my window tint!! GRRRRRR :-@ :-@ :-@ This was funneeeeeee!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O 8-| They shoulda been wax strips! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-( :-( :-D :-D oh no you know thats gotta hurt. :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D Emagine the fun she could have had if she had been a proctologist!
reply:-D :-D :-D PAYBACK! ;-)
reply:-D :-D ;-) very funny...just got one myself last month ;-)
reply:-D :-D :-D PAYBACKS' A BITCH!! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D Sweet revenge! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyTouche! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-O Talk about getting even! :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)
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