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Blondes do have more fun!
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer
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She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000.00 Rolls Royce as collateral against a
$5,000.00 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow $5,000.00?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
FINALLY, a Smart Blonde joke!
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She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000.00 Rolls Royce as collateral against a
$5,000.00 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother
to borrow $5,000.00?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
FINALLY, a Smart Blonde joke!
Haha
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- CSI: Scooby Doo
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 07/23/08
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- "TEK JANSEN"
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- Uploaded by Just Cuz on 07/23/08
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- Will Ferrell ~ Anchorman (best bits)
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- The Muppet's ~ Swedish Chef clips
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- Gonzo's Classical Chickens
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- Length: 1:37 | Views: 171
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- Uploaded by jamesal on 07/23/08
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:-D
replyI like your blonde joke, now check out my blondstar. I bet you'll laugh. :-D
reply:-D :-D never get tired of the blonde jokes
replyClever lady! :-D
reply;-) :-D :-D
replyI thought this joke was hysterical. Doncha know my hubby chimes in "where did she park it? banks don't have private parking garages". Men! GREAT JOKE!
replyI thought it was great! Hey Radds all the banks I know of have private parking lots. Where does your hubby's bank employees park?!?!? (Plus they also have lots for repossessions.) ;-) :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D
replyVery Good! :-D
replyI have to remember that .... oh, except I don't have the Rolls as collateral!! :-D :-D :-D
replyhey check out my jokes at "TrumanBurbank" jokebox
replyGood 'lick'!!!
reply:-D :-D :-D lol
reply:-D :-D
replya smart blonde :-O its the end of the world! :-O :-O :-O :-( :-( :-(
reply:-D :-D clever
reply:-( Nooooo! A smart blonde! My beliefs have been shattered! :-D :-D :-D
replymy beliefs are not shattered when we have Sue as our manager
lol it's hilarious
replySue is it true Blondes have more fun
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