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Former president Clinton is riding on a plane next to a Baptist minister. They chit-chat as Clinton eyes the flight attendants and tries to cop a feel each time one of them passes. Finally, the flight attendants break out the booze. "What would you like to drink, Mr. President?," says the cutest of all the attendants. Clinton orders a double scotch on the rocks. As the attendant hands the former president the drink, she asks the Baptists minister, "And, what would you like to drink, sir?" The minister says defiantly, "Nothing!...I would just as soon commit adultery as to allow alcohol to touch these lips!" Clinton quickly hands his drink back to the attendant and says, 'Wow! I didn't know we had a choice!!!!"