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The ex-girlfriend
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A man
and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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I think I know her !!!
replyThis guy has some effect on woman 8-|
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