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Uploaded by: laynerl
Date: 09/25/06
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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Sat Sep 30 07:31:42 PDT 2006 (23 months ago)

Whatever you sex, lets keep truckin along!! #1- it happens without boze, 2-Dancing in any form by a women is sexy, 3.-supression of the female hormones and decreased inhibitions, 4-anyone for knitting with the @#$%^&*! license, 5-sounds like a one night stand to me, 6.-The juice is on the loose., 7-liquer blind and dumbness., 8-Practice, practice,practice., 9-inhibition of any of the senses, taste is just one of the first to go!, 10-liquer is quicker, sleep. 11-You are Ass cold buttski!, 12-It's those very HIGH Heels!@!@ :-* :-D :-D

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PRETTY_ONE's avatar by PRETTY_ONE Tue Oct 03 00:05:08 PDT 2006 (23 months ago)

:-* SOUNDS MORE LIKE MY IDIOTIC EX

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