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Category: Animals & Nature
Date: 09/16/06
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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sat Sep 16 20:32:47 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Sat Sep 16 18:19:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O 8-| Ummmmmm ..... is that one of the symptoms of "mad cow disease"? :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Bluestizntx's avatar by Bluestizntx Sat Sep 16 19:16:14 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Hmmm, now that's something I've never seen before! 8-| :-O :-D ;-)

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terry's avatar by terry Sun Sep 17 09:32:48 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I guess any one will do :-O

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Sun Sep 17 09:52:20 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

OMG, I've seen lots of bulls do that, but never a COW! :-O :-D :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Mon Nov 13 17:17:15 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-O 8-| HOLY,HORNY COW!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Nov 13 17:52:35 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-O :-O Good thing he wasn't killed! Can you imagine what the epitaph would say? 8-| ;-) :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Mon Nov 13 18:30:57 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D HIS EPITAPH COULD SAY "HERE LIES FARMER BROWN,WHO GOT COW 'POKED'!!" :-D :-D :-D

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Mon Nov 13 20:53:06 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-O OMG!That reminds me of a Great Dane i met once at a New Year's Eve Party! :-D

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Smelter's avatar by Smelter Tue Nov 14 03:14:57 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

No need to ask 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??' :-D :-D

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HappyPlace's avatar by HappyPlace Tue Nov 14 05:55:39 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

wait.....Im confused.... the reporter refered to the cow as "SHE"... I thought the GUY does the poking around. Oh well, go figure. 8-|

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Nov 14 07:17:35 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-O :-O happyplace has got a good point there.... :-D :-D :-D

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MarleneKG's avatar by MarleneKG Tue Nov 14 08:08:47 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

OK, somebody is confused. SHE is acting like a HE cow. Is this "Barnyard" all over again? :-D

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jmlieder's avatar by jmlieder Tue Nov 14 09:02:35 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

My Gad, I used to walk all over inside cattle pens when I was younger. Never give a thought to one attempting to mount you. He's lucky it was a smaller one. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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cheysdad2's avatar by cheysdad2 Tue Nov 14 11:41:48 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

MAYBE THE NEXT TIME FARMER BROWN WON'T BE WEARING STETSON COLOGNE.

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Tue Nov 14 19:40:47 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

RIDE EM COW--BOY :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Wed Nov 15 03:56:12 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O 8-| That's a bigger "thank you" than he'd hoped for!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

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charlesmartinez1's avatar by charlesmartinez1 Fri Feb 23 21:11:17 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

damn i like milk but that is ridiculous ok. homoginized or not. :-D

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supergraphicdude's avatar by supergraphicdude Tue Nov 06 05:39:49 PST 2007 (11 months ago)

It's all bull. get it?

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